overdramatic do-gooders |
Yes, I like fantasy a lot, actually.
But I had to confess that my powers of acquisition in publishing are limited to coloring & activity books, and even then (although I didn't explain this), buying a license for the c&a market involves a dozen high-powered executives and lawyers and specialized licensing liaison diplomats and five-year business plans approved by accountants. My contribution to that process is to seem smart and creative and flexible and detail-oriented and think up good titles to decorate the PowerPoint presentations. So I wouldn't be able to buy this woman's fantasy novel outright, unless (and I didn't explain this) I took it on as a serious labor of love and asked for the dispensation to do extra work editing an additional book for another imprint.
oh, Draco |
I was getting confused and she'd given up on me so I noticed that she had a Gryffindor shirt on and so I shrugged toward the lion crest on her pocket and told her, "Anyway, I'm in Slytherin."
evil? |
Actually, I agree.
Snape will turn out to be the most deviously loyal of them all.
my peeps |
I wish I could be wealthy and imposing and cruel and cold-hearted and elegant as a Slytherin.
I am not that cool.
The sorting hat has picked me for Ravenclaw, the house of clinical academics and intellectuals, all smart and distant and dreamy, with a love for books, internal emotion, and farfetched but usually correct beliefs.
*sneers contemptuously* |
At least I'm not a fucking Hufflepuff.
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