|Pose, Prince Eric, pose!|
First up there is Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid, who is widely considered the hottest of the modern Disney princes. I have to agree -- there's something about his rangy, jocky body language that speaks of a comfort with himself, and of course there's his black hair and bright blue eyes, always a favorite combination. No surprise Kawena portrayed him in the typical current underwear model pose, very Justin Gaston.
Funny story about Prince Eric -- in grad school I was rather obsessed with him, or finding his real-life doppelganger -- and I hatched a fantasy plan to buy a Prince Eric blow-up doll. This amused me and my friends greatly at the time, to the point where one day in the mall, spurred by my friends' horror at the idea, I went into a Disney Store and actually asked the counter girl whether the Prince Eric blow-up dolls were available yet.
|So handsome when he's brainwashed.|
We still giggle over her reaction, fifteen years later.
The interesting thing is that The Little Mermaid is all about sex, really. Why does Ariel want legs? So she can spread 'em, basically. It's actually a freaky story, with a fish woman trading her voice in order to be sexually available to a man. I particularly enjoy the finale, in which, after Ursula the Sea Witch (who can be seen as a Mother Nature vilification) dominates the patriarchal and overbearing King Triton and captures him under her control, Prince Eric saves the day by stabbing Ursula in the womb with the mast of his ship. Um, wow.
|Prince Phillip Unzipped|
Apparently, Phillip also has an awesome ass.
|Little Phillip Riding Hood|
|I know you.|
|Prince Phillip Beckham|
|Prince Phillip Efron|
|The Prince. Yawn.|
|Prince Charming. Yawn, again.|
|Humiliate the Boy.|
|Turn around, bright eyes.|
Or maybe I'm just not that into redheads.
No, it's disappointing.
|More appealing as the Beast!|
|Especially good at expectorating.|
|Capt. Smith in panties.|
|Not the hunchback.|
|Barely wearing a stitch.|
This image is also by Laurent Chatry.
|Once a frog.|
|Damn, Naveen is hung.|
|Before the orgy.|
The above image embiggens greatly.
Who's your favorite Disney prince?