March 25, 2018

Bernie's Bad Jokes Memes

Give your kids the giggles!

Kooky clean jokes for kids!

(Or for your inner child!)

I'm going to try to keep making these little ads on a regular basis, as memes seem to be the unit of transmission on the internet these days.

Anyway, these were made for the express purpose of letting people know that the book Bernie's Bad Jokes exists, as well as introducing the types of jokes involved in it, along with a taste of the goofy pictures inside, too.

Click any of the memes to go to the free sample jokes page on, or sometimes to the purchase page on Amazon.

Get the giggles

Bernie's Bad Jokes

What should you do if you see a spaceman?

Why did the Easter Bunny need a psychiatrist? He was a basket case! Crack up like an egg at

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was too far to walk around it!

What kind of dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks! Clean snickers for kids at Bernie says: I'm too scared to laugh.

What did the mama cow say to her calf? It's pasture bedtime! From Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright. More ridiculous rib-ticklers at Bernie says: I have six bedtimes!

How does a teacher comfort children who fail their coloring test? She gives them a shoulder to crayon! Laughter is like a hug at Bernie says: Whew! No quizzes for cats.

Where do down-and-out octopuses live? Squid row! Swim in tears of laughter at Bernie says: Getting wet is the worst.

What did the cat cry when he spent all his money? "I'm so paw!" Get wealthy in wacky wisecracks at Bernie says: "What's money?"

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